AISubs v3.7
Yard's request, Shibuya, Tokyo, Fushimiya-na!
Basically, when we shoot a video, we have a content meeting first and then shoot it.
So we usually have an idea of what we're going to shoot today, right?
- Yeah. - But, like we're doing now,
when we explain the content...
Oh, I see.
Wait, you don't have to do it like that, do you?
That's hot! Don't say it!
- We do it, right? - Yeah.
But at the time, we pretend like we don't know about it.
Like, "It's easier for you to react like that in a video, right?"
- That's the kind of attitude we have. - Yeah.
Sometimes, we can't hold back and just say what we want to say, right?
Yeah, like when we're really happy about it, we just say it out loud.
Yeah, like, "I told you we'd do it like this at a content meeting!"
Hey, don't say it!
Well, honestly, if we say it out loud, it's not going to work.
- Yeah. - For YouTubers, it's better not to say what you want to say.
- Yeah. - So, this time...
- The three of us here... - Yeah.
We're going to test how much we can hold back and say what we want to say.
- So, we've prepared something special. - Yeah!
Okay, we're going to switch cameras now, but this is what the studio looks like now.
- Yeah! - Yeah.
- Wow! - This is amazing!
Okay, so early in the morning, we had the studio turned into a courtroom.
- Ooh! - Ooh!
- So, since we contacted you yesterday... - Yeah.
- We asked you to say what you wanted to say first, right? - Yeah.
- You don't say things like that one by one. - No, we don't.
We don't usually make you say things like that.
- So, the people involved... - Yeah.
Well, they're the defendants.
- They're going to ask you what you did all of a sudden... - Yeah.
- And you're going to be tried for it, right? - Yeah.
Of course, they're going to have you do an ad-lib.
But during the ad-lib...
There's a lot of cameras.
- "This prank has a lot of energy." - Yeah.
- If you say things like that... - That's right.
- It's over once you say it. - I see!
- But... - Yeah.
- To be honest... - Yeah.
- It makes you laugh. - Yeah.
If you say something like that, it might make you look funny.
- Yeah. - So, I don't think you can be a judge or anything like that.
- You can only be an actor. - That's right.
- I've called an actor. - Wow!
- He's been doing improvised acting for a while now. - Yeah.
- I'd like to see how far they can pull you off. - Yeah.
- Okay! - Wow...
All right, I'll write it down for you.
Defendant, please stand in front of me.
- Defendant! - Yes? - Stand in front of the witness stand.
- What's your name? - My name is Tetsuya Oyaizu.
All right, I'm going to ask you about your case against the defendant.
- Detective, please read out the basic statement. - All right.
The defendant committed the crime of making a detour to a neighboring resident.
I would like to ask you for your opinion on charges of fraud, assault, and disturbance prohibition regulations.
Do you have any memories of this crime? Or do you not have any memories of it?
I don't have any memories of it.
- Would you like me to call the lawyer? - Yes.
I hereby declare him innocent. All he has to do is live a normal life in peace.
I understand.
- Detective, please ask for evidence. - All right.
As a witness, I would like to ask for the testimony of Mikako Okamae, who lives next door to the defendant.
- All right, Ms. Okamae. - Ms. Okamae.
Please stand in front of me.
What?
What's wrong?
I moved in half a year ago.
I thought it smelled strange.
When I passed by this person the other day, I smelled the same thing.
So I think this person is the culprit of the roundabout.
No.
If a person lives, it will smell.
What do you think? Do you have a sense of smell?
Do you have a sense of smell?
No.
I have a question for you.
The other day, I washed the laundry because it was sunny for the first time in a long time.
On the day of washing, something terrible happened to the laundry.
I washed it for a day and took it in.
My house was filled with that smell and something terrible happened.
I fell down with that smell.
Please step aside.
There is information that he is throwing out various gases wherever he wants.
What do you think?
By throwing out gases, he is providing services to people around him.
Can you prove that service?
Yes.
He can actually throw out gases with the spirit of service.
That's interesting.
Can you do it in this place?
If you allow me...
Ouch!
Excuse me, number two seems to be first.
It's common.
I'm of this age, too.
Number fifteen, what about the other merchants?
Oh, yes.
They've been saying for a while now that this smell is smelly or that they're sick,
but it's them who think this smell is bad.
What's the point of that?!
Is there anyone in this world who likes gas?!
Yes, there is!
There are people who like this gas.
In that case, Akechi-kun, please.
Akechi-kun, please come forward.
He really likes Tetsuya-san's fart smell, doesn't he?
Yes, of course.
According to Tetsuya-san and Okada-san,
it's a very wonderful thing,
or rather, it's excellent,
and you can't have it once a week.
You meet him every week, don't you?
Yes, as long as I go.
Have you ever been sick yourself?
I don't know what "off" means.
Have you ever been sick yourself the moment the bubble you saw in front of you burst?
I don't think I've been sick myself.
I've thought about it, but...
I have a question for you.
Yes?
I have a question for you.
Airi, have you ever been told "you stink" when you let out gas?
Yes, I have.
Have you ever been told "stop it"?
Yes, I have.
Your Honor, don't you think you should take this as a confession?
What?
No, "stop it" is "do it".
What?
Right? If you're told "stop it", you should do it.
That's the message we're getting.
Your Honor, this is a man's opinion.
If you're told "stop it", you should do it.
How many men in the world think like you?
Do you think like me?
No, I think I'll choose "do it".
I've done it because I wanted her to do it, and she was happy about it.
Your Honor, please explain what you did when you were told "stop it" specifically.
When I was doing muscle training, I was taught how to do it so that I wouldn't spill water in a cup.
I was about to spill water, and my junior told me "it's dangerous, it's dangerous, it's dangerous, stop it, stop it",
and I was like "ah, I can't do it well", and I spilled water in my junior's cup.
Your Honor, could it be...
No.
No?
No, Your Honor.
Akechi-kun.
To be honest with you, there's no one who can hurt you.
Akechi-kun.
Actually...
This man...
What?
He told me to "stop it".
What?
So you're the one who spilled the water?
I'm looking forward to it.
Time's up!
Huh?
Thank you for your hard work!
Huh?
Mr. Takeda's record is...
20 minutes and 38 seconds!
Oh, wow!
Nice, nice, nice!
That's a good record!
Yeah, it's wonderful!
Isn't he such a good boy?
Yes!
All right, let's decide. The defendant will stand in front of the witness stand.
Where is he?
The defendant will stand in front of the witness stand.
The defendant...
What's your name?
I'm Suzuki Toshimitsu.
We will now learn about the case against the defendant.
That's fine with you.
Police officer, please read out the statement.
On September 12th, 2002, the defendant had Tetsuya Toshimitsu take photos of the
foreign objects.
I would like to ask you about the charges against you, such as
possession of property and confiscation of foreign objects.
I will now ask you about the statement that the police officer has just read out.
Do you have any knowledge of this fact?
Or don't you?
Can I verify it?
Please do.
September 12th...
I don't remember it.
Defense lawyer, what do you think?
He asked Tetsuya to show it to us.
Tetsuya said it himself.
Me?
Yes, me.
He noticed it and tweeted it.
I'll read it for you.
I apologize for Tetsuya's aura and the roof that was reflected.
I will delete and re-upload the video.
I am very sorry.
He didn't edit it himself.
I didn't edit it.
I thought it was a big deal and tweeted it.
We were together.
Defense lawyer, it's difficult.
Can you verify it?
As a witness, I would like to ask Mitako Okamae, who is a video viewer, for a question.
Okamae came out in front of me.
Who? Who? Who?
Who?
Who is it?
She's very angry.
Why do you ask someone you don't know?
Question for witness...
I would like to ask witness a question.
The child is very old.
He keeps repeating it over and over again and even forgets to eat.
Yes, that's right.
I'm not very interested in it, but I love my son.
This is a video I deleted on September 12th.
Of course you were watching the video before it was deleted.
That's right.
I watch it right away when it's uploaded.
It was hard for me to jump out of there in that state.
That's all.
I have a question from the judge.
Do you have many children's fans?
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, is that so?
That's great.
Yes, yes.
I would like to ask the defendant.
Regarding this child,
It seems that he is a big fan of Mr. Toshimichi, more than anyone else in Tokaiouya.
What do you think is your charm that other members don't have?
It has nothing to do with my father.
Oh, is that so?
First of all...
What does the question mean?
About the defendant's influence...
Influence...
I think he's a little selfish.
I see.
He took his time and burned it up.
I see.
For a long time, you haven't been able to show your own charm.
"I've been telling you about it "japanese philosophy", but what the hell is "japanese philosophy"!?"
I think so, too.
JavaScript definition of wurden!
Thank you! Debation!
"It seems like you have some opinions about "wuren"."
I would like to hear it, too!
"Please give me your opinion about "wuren"."
It seems like you are interested in it.
Was this the first time you had this kind of tweet in the world?
Oh, but that speed sense was the first time.
It was quite a lot of fun, but I also...
Speaking of speed senses for the first time,
Do you think this happens every now and then?
Twice a year, about the meteorological team...
"Oh, today is the meteorological team." I think there is something like that.
Meteorological team?
It should be about the meteorological team's frequency.
There is about a meteorological team.
Don't you think it's about that?
That's it!
That's right. Meteors.
Meteors are...
Meteors are what people feel like they've been waiting for.
Twice a year.
It's about meteor season!
So you're saying...
you've been waiting for it?
That's right.
Then show me the evidence!
Yes! There are people who think they've been waiting for it!
Apeach!
You look like an old-fashioned boss.
That shape...
color...
and shine are perfect!
My bullet is better.
That little, little sense of dynamism in your palm...
that little, little sense of dynamism in your palm...
Is there anyone who has that?
I don't blame you for what happened this time!
Um...
You left behind the fact that you were tweeted like this!
You are the charisma of today!
But it's difficult.
Charisma is charisma, so it pays off!
That's right!
You paid off your debt!
That's charisma!
I don't regret making you so happy.
I'm happy if you're happy.
I'm not upset at all.
Are you sure about that?
Okay!
The evidence is...
I was born from a small misunderstanding.
The court has opposed it.
To you who believe in charisma,
I have committed such a sin.
The court apologizes from now on.
I'm really sorry.
If there is a scratch on your charisma back,
I'm going to quit this court.
No, please don't.
I think it's just a matter of whether or not you appeared in the first place.
Will you forgive me?
Of course I will.
That's charisma.
No, it's not.
I thank you for your charisma and adjourn.
Everyone, please stand up.
Towards charisma...
What's that?
Rei.
Towards charisma...
Time's up!
I'm just saying my thoughts.
I'll light it up for you.
I'm a little out of it.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
I was really nervous.
I was like, "Did I mess up?"
Good morning.
I will write it now.
Defendant, please stand up.
What is your name?
My name is Peter Yumemaru.
I will now ask you about the charges of robbery against you.
Robbery? Robbery?
Prosecutor, please read out the basic terms.
Yes, sir!
Ta-dah!
It was a prank.
It wasn't at that stage.
We are not judging you right now.
The winner is...
It wasn't perfect, but it's you, Toshimi-san!
What?
I see.
So you were nervous.
As soon as you entered the room and realized it was a prank, you were allowed to ride it as much as you wanted.
I see.
So I was riding it.
I was riding it.
I didn't say anything.
I took it seriously because it was too long.
To be honest, you two look like winners for now.
You are very important.
No, you said it.
I did say it.
We will meet there.
I said it.
You said it for 50 seconds.
50 seconds?
Even if you find the hidden camera, please don't tell it to someone you know.
That's it.
Yay!
(laughs)